Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee

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Sky News can reveal that President Saddam Hussein IS still alive despite
heavy bombing raids in Iraq.
U.S. and U.K. forces had questioned video footage of Saddam shown on Iraqi
television but this morning, Saddam appeared on television and said: "To
prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total shite on Saturday."
Despite his comments, the British Government remained unconvined.
"That could have been recorded months ago," said a Downing Street spokeman.

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