Some of you may vaguely recall a workmate of mine going into labour early in Novemberish of last year and having the 1lb baby. He's good and she's good.
But she just discovered she is pregnant again.
Six months pregnant.
Her excuse? I thought I was just getting fat.
And on informing Craig and Derek of this I think I got insulted.
Me: Did you hear about Claire?
Craig & Derek: No, what?
Me: She's 6 months pregnant with twins!
Derek: Who is?
Craig: You're pregnant with twins?!
Me: ... Do I LOOK 6 months pregnant with twins?!!
Craig: .... um...
Derek: Well... uh... you have a nice glow?