The second was the drinks machine, brand new, dispensing itself onto the floor. A cup of hot chocolate by the looks of things. Then the adjacent vending machine suddenly stopped working.
Last night one of my coworkers was in the bathroom when the lock on her cubicle door began rattling as if someone was trying to open it from the outside. She was the only one in the bathroom at the time. All terribly odd.
Also, I feel like there is a stack of rants I want to get off my chest. Unfortunately I can't see a way of ranting that won't offend some people on my friendslist regardless of whether the ran is aimed at them or not. So blah, not ranting today.
Nightshift suits me down to the ground, if only it left me with more free time.