Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
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Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

From foxesrule,

1) If you had a million dollars what would you buy?
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

2) Name one thing important to you and why?
Thing? As in not a person? Hmm tough one. If we're talking things you can't touch or see or anything, then it would be love. There are different kinds of love and I value them all. Often at the same time. If we're talking objects then it would have to be my lovely laptop as it allows me to communicate with those people I have various kinds of love for. And look at porn.

3) If you could have any occupation what would it be?
I have been asking myself that particular question for 23 years. I still don't have an answer. I think out of all the things I could be in the world, I would love to walk into a bookstore and see someone buy something I had written.

4) How low can you go?
Not as low as I used to unfortunately. I can at least go as low as I need to ;)

5) What is your favorite TV commercial and why?
I love commercials. They're like tiny little movies, just the right size for me not to lose interest at all. I don't think I have an actual favourite, though there are nes that stick in your mkind forever. The Guinness adverts, especially the one with the surfers for example. Or the one with the cat, dog and mouse in front of the fire all kissing each other. Yay for commercials.

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