Taken from various places. Most recently buttfacemakani.
Put your music player of choice on random and have it answer life's big questions for you!
What do you think of me, Random Music Player?
Scissor Sisters - Tits On The Radio (um...)
Will I have a happy life?
Jimi Hendrix - Manic Depression (Oh thanks, that's encouraging >_<)
What do my friends really think of me?
Sufjan Stevens - A Good Man Is Hard To Find (Well...I suppose it is true. I found one though.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Cowboy Bebop - Digging My Potato (hehehe people dig my potato. I think that's a good thing)
How can I make myself happy?
Sarah Slean - Your Wish Is My Wish (so to make myself happy I need to make others happy. OK.)
What should I do with my life?
Shingetsutan Tsukihime - Destiny (appropriate but not informative.)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Lord Of The Rings - Lament For Boromir (life is painful because Boromir died?)
How can I catch a leprechaun?
Ani Difranco - Studying Stones (Aha! I will find a leprechaun sitting on some stones!)
Will I ever have children?
Squaresoft - Under Her Control (Whose control? My mother's? I know she loves babies but that's a bit much.)
Will I die happy?
Gorillaz - Kids With Guns (O_O)
Can you give me some advice?
Vigilante - May Fortune Smile Upon You (That's not really advice is it?)
What do you think happiness is?
The Cure - Let's Go To Bed (Yay! XD)
Do you have any advice to give over the next few hours/days?
Rolling Stone - Paint It Black (OK. Let me go get some paint...)
What will tomorrow be like?
Muse - Time Is Running Out (For what? My holiday? it will be over tomorrow yes.)
What will next year be like?
Queens Of The Stoneage - No One Knows (fair enough)
Not terribly informative really.