1. Snape (HP)
2. Snake (MGS)
3. Ocelot (MGS3)
4. Lupin (HP)
5. House (House)
6. Otacon (MGS)
7. Luna (HP)
8. Auron (FFX)
9. Tonks (HP)
10. Death (Sandman)
11. Nightcrawler (X-Men)
12. Nanaki (FFVII)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Otacon/Nightcrawler... would be interesting I suppose but I have not read it. Not sure it even exists.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lupin is fairly hot for a male in a delightfully chocolately, sweet, nerdy, tragic way.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I am sure the world would implode or something.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I remember reading a couple of very good ones, but I can't remember who wrote them or where.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They're practically canon. They make an excellent couple if you ask me.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
House and Tonks would probably not get on very well. He's too sarcastic. House would probably prefer Death despite how often he tries to outwit her.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I would imagine she'd float around for a while dreamily and then once she noticed a large man having sex with a furry cat thing even she might hastily retreat to wash her eyes for a few hours and do an obliviate charm or two.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
I've never written a fic summary. Umm... When Ocelot gets hit by one of his own stray bullets, only one woman can help him. but will she?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Snape/Auron... hmm you know that could actually work. I don't know of anyone having actually tried it yet though.
Suggest a title for a Twelve/Seven hurt/comfort fic.
Nanaki/Luna? Hmmm.... Not all lions are Gryffindors. I am so bad at titles.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Angst would work nicely with Lupin/Snape. There are enough fics about them. Maybe Lupin needing help with potions or Snape needing help with everything else?
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I am sure there are a couple that do. I don't mind reading it on occasion myself.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not to my knowledge.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I drew Nightcrawler once. I recall glockgal doing at least one picture with him in also.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Snake/Lupin/House. I doubt it, but now I want to read some just for the sheer amusement value.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't think she'd scream anything specific, just some very happy noises.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Tough one. Something moody. Actually, Don't Fear the Reaper might be good for him.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Snape/Otacon/Nanaki? ugh.. um warnings for bondage, kinks, nerdiness, beastiality. Do not read this fic. It's wrong.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Either a pun asking her if she wants to see his little snake. But more likely "So I'm dead huh? Damn."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I never have.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oh he likes to be tied up and dominated, but sometimes, just sometimes, he likes to turn the tables.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I think Nightcrawler might indeed shag Tonks. Most likely sober. I can't see him really being drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ocelot would like to think he was topping, but we'd all know Luna was in charge.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wait, so Snape and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Tonks suddenly runs off with Lupin. (Hey, that explains HBP!) Snape, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nightcrawler and a brief unhappy affair with Nanaki, then follows the wise advice of House and finds true love with Ocelot?
Wow that is so wrong. Except for the first part. It seems Snape has a thing for...tails. I guess House's advise was something along the lines of "Hey, stop fucking animals and find yourself someone as moody yet talented as yourself."
Noone should read this. Noone should write this.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Confused. Very confused. I don't think Rowling has plans to team up with Squaresoft though and even if she did... Luna/Auron? Wow. Confusing.
That was fun though a little brain-hurty.