You're 50% career-driven and 40% ambitious. In addition, you play 85% well with others, and you need a job that keeps you in the limelight 50% of the time!

That's a good thing, because you're probably going to get a low
wages job and stick with it a while. You're doing a valuable service to
the community; you're better off behind the counter, serving others.
You need something with a bit of convention behind it: scheduled hours,
cigarette breaks, maybe even a uniform, or an apron. Within those
boundaries, however, you'll discover your chance to shine.

You don't make the big business decisions, but you do more for
it than any owner could. People will flock to your store just for your
warm sunny personality.

Besides, who doesn't dig a paper hat?

Okay, maybe you don't dig a paper hat... Consider one of these (slightly) more realistic options:

As of yet, I have nothing that would look normal on a tax form. Does this sound like it might descibe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions.