Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
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I'm feeling quite silly. Have a semi-creative meme. Not that I expect many other people will do this, but it would be interesting to see the results.

Go here and generate a pairing. If you get one you can't write (e.g. you aren't familiar with the characters) just keep trying until you get one you can. Then write that pairing. Make it however long or short as you wish.

Legolas quacks at Draco

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Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG


Draco was confused. He had tried to summon an elf to bring him a sandwich, but instead of a short hairless creature in a pillowcase he was now faced with a tall blonde man with pointy ears. He panicked, concerned it may be a plot to assassinate him.
"Aquatafowlarius!" He cried out desperately, firing his wand at the stranger. The spell glanced off the man's cheek with a stinging blow.
"Quack!" Legolas said in annoyance, storming out of the room.


SailorJupiter yearns for DoctorCrusher

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Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG


Sailor Jupiter faced down the evil creature who stood over the unconscious bodies of the poor schoolgirls who had the misfortune to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Jupiter's amazon-like body ached, bruised and bleeding from the battle. The creature stood drooling and panting heavily, frustrated that it's task of collecting energy from the schoolgirls had been interrupted. There was stillness and silence as each opponent waited for the other to move first. A bright light flickered in the space between them, fading to reveal a group of strangely outfitted people. A tall, pale man took a strange instrument out of his pocket and studied it.
"I believe we are in the wrong place." He said bending to wave the instrument at the bodies and then the creature. There was some quiet discussion in the party, ending abruptly as the creature threw itself at them angrily.
With a quick blast of light from a tall bearded man it fell to the floor and vanished. There was more discussion, but Jupiter was too confused to know what they were talking about. A red-headed woman approached her and began to wave one of the strange instruments at her, speaking softly and reassuringly.
"You're not hurt too badly, hold still a moment."
The brunette blushed as she felt her pain ebbing, watching the redhead in stunned silence as she tended to the schoolgirls afterwards.
"There, that should do it. There's no serious injuries here." She told the bearded man once everyone was awake.
The group stood back together and began to flicker out of sight the same way they had appeared.
"Wait!" Cried out Jupiter, catching the eye of the redhead as she did. "Who are you?" She cried out again. The older woman smiled and moved her lips in reply but there was no sound.
Jupiter stared at the empty space they had been, wondering what on earth had just happened. The others were not going to believe this.

DEATH yearns for JamesBond

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Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG


James Bond hung over the pool of hungry man-eating sharks. He wriggled in his rope bonds as he was lowered automatically by some unseen mechanism towards the frothing water. Slowly, with effort he began to swing where he dangled, left to right. The swings got wider and wider until his foot caught the very edge of the pool. Crouching, he lowered the slackening rope into the pool where the sharks helpfully tore it free in their feeding frenzy. He dropped his bonds and stood, straightening his tie and climbing through the air vent to vanquish the villain.
"DAMN." Sighed Death. "I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD HIM THIS TIME. AH WELL, HE CAN'T LIVE FOREVER."

Voldemort dreams about Glory

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Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG


Voldemort was happy. He couldn't remember being this happy before. He pranced and skipped through a lush meadow until he came to a river. On the other side of the river was a unicorn. At least he thought it was a unicorn at first glance. On further inspection he spotted the odd lavendar coloured mane and strange star pattern on it's rump. It looked up at him and smiled.
"My name is Glory, who are you?" she spoke with a giggle in her voice.
"I am Lord Voldemort." He replied, captivated and full of glee. "Can I ride you?"
"Why sure you can! Hop on!"
Voldemort crossed the river and climbed onto the unicorn's back, squealing in delight at her peculiar softness. He had never come across a creature quite so...cute. And he liked it. With a giggle she began to gallop towards a town where he could see even more of these strange animals filling the streets and even flying above them. He though his heart would burst from excitement as they approached...
Voldemort woke in a cold sweat. He shuddered at the though of such creature existing and climbed out of bed to take a long bath. He needed to scrub, he felt dirty.

Back at Hogwarts Harry laughed to himself, pleased to find that the dream manipulation went both ways.


That'll do for now I think. I might do more. But judging from the crap I just wrote I probably won't. Enjoy.
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