Not that I believed for a second he has ever managed to get near a woman. I just think he's seen a lot of porn (and not in detail, he misses a few crucial points out, especially in eating out a lady).
She's likely just to get irritated if you say thy lady all the time too.
I don't think I've ever had a sober man ever glaze into my eyes. Nor do I recall ever having an organism that I didn't get antibiotics for*.
It really is quite amusing.
*Not related to the spreading of thy lady legs at all. Stomach bugs and an eye infection coming to mind first.
In other news I have discovered I can cork bottles by hand, whereas I used to have to use a mallet.