Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee

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A fellow has written an erotic guide to having sex with women.
Not that I believed for a second he has ever managed to get near a woman. I just think he's seen a lot of porn (and not in detail, he misses a few crucial points out, especially in eating out a lady).

She's likely just to get irritated if you say thy lady all the time too.

I don't think I've ever had a sober man ever glaze into my eyes. Nor do I recall ever having an organism that I didn't get antibiotics for*.

It really is quite amusing.

*Not related to the spreading of thy lady legs at all. Stomach bugs and an eye infection coming to mind first.

In other news I have discovered I can cork bottles by hand, whereas I used to have to use a mallet.

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