Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
kellingham

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Stolen from bardiphouka

We regret to announce the untimely demise of Kel, who on the 4th of May of this year was randomly cannibalized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Kel is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.

I know a guy called Clyde...

We regret to announce the unfortunate expiration of kelbardi, who on the 19th of June of this year was callously smushed by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Egads!" just before expiring. kelbardi is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

SQUIRREL!
Either way my cats don't care.
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