We regret to announce the untimely demise of Kel, who on the 4th of May of this year was randomly cannibalized by some guy named Clyde. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Kel is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.
I know a guy called Clyde...
We regret to announce the unfortunate expiration of kelbardi, who on the 19th of June of this year was callously smushed by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Egads!" just before expiring. kelbardi is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.
SQUIRREL!
Either way my cats don't care.