1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
'A collection of 100 word short stories'
Neil Gaiman - Smoke and Mirrors (The book with the longest introduction ever I'm sure).
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The necklace bardiphouka gave me and some remote controls so I don't have to get off my fat arse to turn things on.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Tv's Naughtiest Blunders 14.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The dog snoring under my bed.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1pm earlier this afternoon. I went to the Job Centre to fill in paperwork.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
A picture of an oversized cat.
9: What are you wearing?
Eeyore socks, a pair of NYPD tracksuit bottoms, a plain red long-sleeved tee shirt, a bright pink bra and denim-look thong with what's left of the shape of a star in rhinestones on it (maybe 2 stones left).
10: Did you dream last night?
I dream every night. Doesn't mean I always remember them.
11: When did you last laugh?
While watching the blunder show earlier.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
*Takes a deep breath* 3 Waterhouse prints, A Ghost In The Shell poster, a certificate, wall mounted speakers, wall mounted tv/vcr/dvd, 3 cloth Slytherin banners, a framed filmcell from The Chamber of Secrets, a really snazzy Voldemort clock, a framed picture of Zell from FF8 (mum framed it no idea why), a framed picture of Sailor Mercury in lillies (the picture just goes so nicely with the room's decor), a shelf with all my dvds and videos on it and a shelf with some anime plushies and Beanie Babies on it (the ones that came in Happy Meals).
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Define weird. My whole existance could be described as such.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
*shrug* It's a quiz.
15: What is the last film you saw?
You know, I can't remember.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Hmmm... is there anything people don't know about me and feel they want to? Ooh *adds poll*
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make stupidity fatal.
19: Do you like to dance?
Only when noone is looking.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Power-crazy? Nah. He's just crazy.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hmmm Kaitlin is nice.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Keiran. Or Guy maybe.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
24: Will you pass on this survey?
I guess I'll be passing it to anyone who looks at it?
So here's the deal. You can ask me a question about anything anonymously via the box below, and I'll do my best to answer them for you.
So, what do you want to know?