November 15th, 2007

Danger! Danger!

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Ok, these are funny. Fact meme, which you can find here.

1. The only sure things are Death and Taxes, and when Kel goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

2. Kel enjoys a good practical joke. Her favorite is where she removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then she cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting her on her balloon animal.

3. Kel doesn't believe in ravioli. She stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

4. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Kel.

5. Once a cobra bit Kel's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Kel allows to live.

7. Kel was once a knight in King Arthur's court. She was known as Sir Beatdown.

8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Kel.

9. Kel can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head.

10. Kel is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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