April 7th, 2004


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So here's the deal. You can ask me a question about anything anonymously via the box below, and I'll do my best to answer them for you.
Have fun!

Poll #274831 Ask me a question. Go on. You know you want to.

So, what do you want to know?

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Today was really uneventful
I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.

I feel myself. Frequently.

I'm so vain, I probably think this LJ entry is about me...

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

Ooh Bargain Hunt is on.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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