Having an odd night, decided to take a wander through Harry Potter slash fanfic. Why? Because I can. Found some fun stuff.Amusing Draco Malfoy Hosted Ranting
Here for your convenience is the opening paragraphs:
The tall, black leather chair slowly swung around, and a deviantly-grinning Draco Malfoy placed his elbows on his cherrywood desk nonchalantly. His hands were doing the Mr. Burns Evil Arching Thing.
"Greetings, FanFiction.Net idiots." His grin widened a little, but it only served to make him look dashingly sexy. "I'm Draco Malfoy. You might have seen me in previous works of fiction including but not limited to the Harry Potter series by my dear and wonderful friend J.K. Rowling, sixty percent of all Harry Potter slash fanfictions, twenty percent of all Harry Potter het fanfictions, and other Public Service Annoucements such as 'It's Time - To Cut A Mullet,' 'Playing With Fire (Is Fun),' and 'Twenty Thousand Ways To Make Dirty Heavy Sweaty Gay Love To Harry Potter.' I'm here to bring you a Public Service Announcement which I firmly, passionately believe will prove highly beneficial to your future as a writer on FanFiction.net, which was proven to be the world's number-one source of evil... congratulations! You beat out Justin Timberlake again! As I understand, this might have had something to do with The Shaving of The Fro, and if this is true, the best of luck to Mr. Timberlake in his future with Ms. Spears, as she is by far the lesser of the two evils." ( Collapse )