Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
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Two nuns are driving down the road on their way to church when a vampire jumps out at them, stopping their car in the road.
"Oh no!" exclaims the first nun "A vampire! Whatever shall we do?"
"Quick show him your cross!" says the other nun.
So the first nun winds down the window, extends her arm, lifts her middle finger and shouts:
"Oi! Fuck off you annoying twat! We're trying to bloody drive to church!"

*Bows and exits*
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