Was watching bid-up.tv (a bit like a live version of ebay) while knitting away (I'm getting the hang of it now) when a quite nice knife set came on. Good quality. Now it was going up pretty fast, and there were on the bid again list several of the ordinary name like Janet and Fred and Jenny when I noticed a name near the bottom. Saruman.
I still can't help but wonder if he got a winning bid...