God, please protect me from your followers.
Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
In the begining there was nothing, then God said, "Let there be light"... and there was still nothing, but you could see it.
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.
If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes.
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful
I break for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!
I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead.
Tattooed in places you'd love to lick.