Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
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Human Virus Checker


Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Gaming (90%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

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