Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
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Sometimes I worry about my mother. Here is a conversation we have just had:

Mum: There are mushrooms growing in the garden.
Me: Mushrooms?
Mum: Yeah.... What is it that you're supposed to do with them?
Me: Uh...
Mum: You don't smoke them right? You're supposed to eat them or something?
Me: Well... I guess?
Mum: Maybe I should.
Me: I don't think eating random garden mushrooms is a good idea, they could be poisonous. You don't know what kind they are without checking.
Mum: Oh. I was hoping they'd be the magic kind. *wanders away looked despondent*
Me: WTF.
Tags: family, wtf
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