Mum: There are mushrooms growing in the garden.
Mum: Yeah.... What is it that you're supposed to do with them?
Mum: You don't smoke them right? You're supposed to eat them or something?
Me: Well... I guess?
Mum: Maybe I should.
Me: I don't think eating random garden mushrooms is a good idea, they could be poisonous. You don't know what kind they are without checking.
Mum: Oh. I was hoping they'd be the magic kind. *wanders away looked despondent*