Doctor Fiancee (kellingham) wrote,
Doctor Fiancee
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O Kel of wonder, Kel of might,
Kel of royal beauty bright.

We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Heehee. Go me.

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground,
The penis of the Lord came down,
And glory shone around.

While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
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I would guess it's fairly glorious, being the penis of God and all.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the penis last night.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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That's all we need, kids singing about scrotum kissing.

There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his cunt
He began to dance around.

Frosty the Snowman
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...I have no words for this.

Rudolph, with your cunt so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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BAHAHAHAHHA so wrong.

Cunt, Cunt,
Cunt, Cunt.

The First Noel
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I don't know why but this one made me laugh, causing mum to give me an odd look. I'm not telling her why I was laughing.

Come and behold him,
Born the king of wanking.

O Come All Ye Faithful
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XD

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is wanking.

Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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O_O well... um...

Last Christmas I gave you my fucking socks
But the very next day you gave it away.

Last Christmas
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Give me back my fucking socks you bitch!

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the arse of Stephen.

Good King Wenceslas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Carol slash in the making!

I'm dreaming of a white Fine Arse,
Just like the ones we used to know.

White Christmas
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Aren't we all?

We three kings of Orient are,
Bearing gifts we travel afar,
Field and fountain,
Moor and mountain,
Following yonder pair of big, bouncy breasts.

We Three Kings Of Orient Are
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I bet they were.

Then he smiled at me,
Pa-rum-pum-pum pum,
Me and my pair of big, bouncy breasts.

Little Drummer Boy
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Hmm, why was he smiling I wonder? XD

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A blow job in a pear tree.

The Twelve Days of Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Not an easy thing to do, but worth it in the end.

With true love and a blow job
Each other now embrace.

God rest ye merry, gentlemen
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Tis the season of giving after all.
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